cumber-porn:

peace-out-b-i-t-c-h-e-s:

xglitterbabyx:

deduction-to-seduction:

bookjunkie26:

deduction-to-seduction:

deduction-to-seduction:

hiddlesbatchlove:

deduction-to-seduction:

You’ve been playing with fire, mother. Prepare to get B U R N E D

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS

Update: My mum came home. It’s a good thing I did this in the bathroom because she nearly peed herself when she saw it. After she finished laughing she turned to me with this dead serious expression and whispered

“This means war”

and silently walked out of the room

Guys I’m scared shitless I think my mum is gonna kill me in my sleep

UPDATE: I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY COMPUTER BACKGROUND WAS CHANGED TO THIS

WITH A STICKY NOTE ON THE KEY BOARD THAT SAYS

“I am the oncoming storm”

HELP

ITS BACK!

Who the ever loving fuck, brought. this. BACK.

Literally every time someone brings this shit back, I get like 5 anons that all say variations of “U DINT DO DAT TING U SED U DED” and like 20 messages of “UR MOMM IZ 2 COOOL 4 SKOOL” and I never understood before when people would say “No guys don’t bring this back” like oh why wouldn’t you want notes? Notes are good right?? I UNDERSTAND NOW OKAY THIS IS A FORMAL APOLOGY TO WHATEVER DEITY MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT EXIST SO PLEASE JUST FUCKING STOP PLEASE

MY MOM IS STILL FUCKING TEASING ME

WE WENT ON VACATION AND WE WERE WATCHING T.V. AND SHE HAD THE REMOTE IN THE HOTEL AND THIS SHIT CAME ON

THIS SMUG LITTLE SHIT WAS JUST

I’M GONNA FUCKING

I THINK I JUST DIED FROM LAUGHING ONG HELP I NEED OXYGEN

I’m so so sorry, person who made this and asks us all to stop reblogging, but I just CANNOT NOT reblog it

YAY! Its back!! 

(via ericames-cudi)

(Source: ianthe, via jordanfindinghealthy)

imgonnamakeachange:

this is my life

I’m glad I’m not the only one

(Source: winglessly, via make-me-fitt)

allyfit:

this is wonderful

(Source: ch4ntelleeee, via goodbyelovehandles)

gettingahealthybody:

Parenting done right. Teach them about vegetables and real food, not junk food.

(Source: raggedycass, via get-motivation)

daysayer:

thenamewashope:

Fuck what people say about not being able to workout and having disabilities. Honestly, this man deserves so much credit for what he is doing. Just because his legs don’t work, doesn’t mean he can’t still workout. The wheelchair, is his legs, and his arms are his strength. Bravo dude.

I sure as hell couldn’t manage that with or without the wheelchair.

(via fithealthyfuture)

adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

(via 15poundstosummer)

gettingahealthybody:

Josh Peck stated that:

“I made a conscious effort to lose weight because I knew I could be happier as well as being healthier. I started by going on a diet a year and a half ago and I got a personal trainer, but I definitely have a healthier lifestyle now. Also I feel that because I do so much television, I am a better role model. I don’t really understand why I should be a role model, but I know that kids do look up to me, so it is my responsibility to motivate people and be inspiring. I hope that I can do that for kids. It doesn’t really matter what you look like though, it is who you are that matters, of course.”

Inspiration for both males and females. 

(via letsmakeahealthiertomorrow)